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Twilight Of The Geriatrics In Albany

by Chris Chichester on 01/12/18

The career elected official affixed to a monarchical leather chair in the Assembly and Senate is a Capitol absolute.  These individuals prevail on Election Day for the first time infused with an obsession for power and perquisites.  A re-election defeat is rare.  Retirement is forced through death, sickness or criminality. Its ramification is the 30+ year decline of our Empire State.  

In 2016 state legislators in 23 New York City districts did not face a primary or general election opponent. Each understands the political calculations of former Louisiana Governor Edwin Edwards: "The only way I can lose this election is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy."

The longest serving Member of the Senate is Kenneth P. LaValle. LaValle is elected in 1976.  He is 78. Senator William J. Larkin, Jr. is elected to the Assembly in 1979 and the Senate in 1990. He is 89.  Senator John J. Bonacic is elected to the Assembly in 1990 and the Senate in 1998. He is 75. Senator Neil D. Breslin is elected in 1996. He is 75. Senator Carl L. Marcellino is elected in 1995. He is 75. 

On June 5, 2017 Senator Larkin announced $50,0000 to honor Senator Larkin for the construction of the "William J. Larkin, Jr. Pavilion and Play Area" in Walden.  Walden Mayor Sue Rumbold praised "the generosity and depth of service of such a great man" in his news release.  The Great Man declared that he "was happy to play a small role" in the deliverance of this large pork-barrel from the imprisoned taxpayer. 

Senator Velmanette Mongomery is elected in 1984. She is 74. Senator Kemp Hannon is elected in 1989. He is 72.  Senator John A. DeFrancisco is elected in 1992. He is 71. Senator Martin Malave Dilan is elected in 2002. He is 67. Senator Martin J. Golden is elected in 2002. He is 67. 

Septuagenarian Montgomery in the Daily News on February 25, 2015: "When you're talking about a white community, it can be a little boutique, because white people don't eat the way we do." 

This woman is the lunatic fringe.  You, Velmanette, must continue the research for your boutique philosophy on racial disparities in dining.  For example: Did the Ku Klux Klan create low-price soda brands Tropical Fantasy, A-Treat and Top Pop to sterilize black men? For more on cross-burning beverages see "Rumor Almost Ruins Small Soda Firm" by Arlene Levinson of Associated Press on July 14, 1991. 

Senator Montgomery is notable for her disgraceful six-figure exploitation of the per-diem. From "Database: Per Diems Up For NY Lawmakers" by Joseph Spector at GANNETT on August 3, 2017:

"On the Senate side, Velmanette Montgomery, D-Brooklyn, had the most per-diem expenses since 2013 -- at $100,000, the records show."

The longest serving Member of the Assembly is 74-year-old Joseph R. Lentol.  He is elected in 1972. Assemblywoman Carmen E. Arroyo is 81. She is elected in 1994.  Assemblywoman Vivian E. Cook is 80. She is elected in 1990. Assemblyman William Magee is 78.  He is elected in 1990. Assemblywoman Earlene Hooper is 78. She is elected in 1988. Assemblywoman Sandy Galef is 77. She is elected in 1992. Assemblyman David F. Gantt is 76. He is elected in 1982.

Assemblyman Steve Englebright is 71. He is elected in 1992. Assemblyman Robin Schimminger is 70. He is elected in 1976. Assemblyman Peter J. Abbate, Jr. is 68. He is elected in 1986. Assemblyman Dov Hikind is 67. He is elected in 1982.  Assemblywoman Deborah Glick is 67. She is elected in 1990. Assemblywoman Helene E. Weinstein is 65. She is elected in 1980.  

If you are an institutional dinosaur in our Assembly it is a status that deserves a narcissistic celebration. Assemblywoman Catherine Nolan, a youngster at 59, promoted her candidacy for Speaker on January 28, 2015: 

"In my 30-year Assembly career I have conducted myself with honesty and integrity. Serving the people of New York state has been my only job -- whether it be my own constituents, school children or working men and women in our state. It will continue to be my only job."

This sanctimonious blockhead believes status divorced from private sector employment qualifies one for leadership in a state with 19.8 million. Nolan's 30-year racket in The Axis Of Albany is best examined in her news release archive.   She moonlights as an architect.  For plans to build a deck over the Long Island Rail Road in Long Island City Nolan said: "I oppose developing the site with the buildings currently proposed. Too large, too tall, too high of a floor area ratio."  Fallingwater requires your expertise, C.N.

State legislators notable for longevity or mummification include: 

* Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver: 38 years from 1977 to 2015

* Senator Ron Stafford: 37 years from 1965 to 2002

* Assemblyman Arthur Eve: 35 years from 1967 to 2002

* Senator John Marchi: 49 years from 1957 to 2006

* Assemblyman Herman D. Farrell, Jr.: 42 years from 1975 to 2017

* Senator Dean G. Skelos: 30 years from 1985 to 2015

* Assemblyman Vito J. Lopez: 28 years from 1985 to 2013

* Senator Ralph J. Marino: 26 years from 1969 to 1995

* Senator Tom Libous: 26 years from 1989 to 2015

* Assembly Speaker Saul Weprin: 23 years from 1971 to 1994

* Senator Owen Johnson: 40 years from 1972 to 2012

* Senator Joseph L. Bruno: 31 years from 1977 to 2008

The longest serving Member of the Assembly today is spring chicken 70-year-old Richard N. Gottfried. He entered office on January 1, 1971.  At 11:50 p.m. on that day the last televised cigarette advertisement is broadcast on The Tonight Show. The Time Man Of The Year for the January 4, 1971 issue is West German Chancellor Willy Brandt.  My Sweet Lord by George Harrison is No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100.  Love Story is the No. 1 film in which Roger Ebert described Ali MacGraw Disease as "the only symptom is that the patient grows more beautiful until finally dying."

Gottfried is an expert in canine dining habits. His quote from "Back Off, Health Nazis, And Let New York's Doggies Dine" in the New York Post on June 7, 2015 by Nicole Gelinas: 

"Some dogs are tall enough that all they would have to do is turn their heads and they would be eating off people's plates."

I am gravely concerned about how our state legislator geriatrics navigate escalators and elevators.  Each rides the escalator from the Empire State Plaza Concourse to the Capitol and the Capitol/LOB elevators.  According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention: "Incidents involving elevators and escalators kill about 30 and seriously injure about 17,000 each year."

I recommend the issuance of Life Alert and Danmar Soft Shell Helmet to our Members of the Assembly and Senate.  In the event of a head-splitting HELP! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP! catastrophe.  Our representatives in Albany can also use these life-saving products in the shower given how that first step over the tub is fraught with peril. 

In 1986, at 25, John J. Flanagan is elected to the Assembly.  That year Governor Mario Cuomo defeated Westchester County Executive Andrew O'Rourke to win a second term.  O'Rourke carried a life-sized cardboard cut-out of Cuomo with him to call attention to Cuomo's refusal to debate.  A cardboard cut-out is perfectly capable of performing the responsibilities of our state legislators given their enfeeblement. 

In 2002 Flanagan is elected to the Senate. At 56 he is allegedly still in possession of his mental faculties.  

From "John Flanagan's Journey To NY Senate Majority Leader Marked By Unforeseen Turns" by Yancey Roy in Newsday on May 16, 2015: 

"Look, I was 25. I was engaged. I was going to law school.  Then, you know, in the blink of an eye you're 54 and you're here."

The explanation for your eternal presence in Albany is simplistic drivel, J.F.  I'll perform the math. Thirty years is 10,950 days.  That time-frame is not a blink of an eye. I blinked my eye and you're still punishing me in the capital. And ten years from today you will continue to depart the 
New York State Thruway at Exit 24 for The Axis Of Albany. 

Flanagan's institutionalization spans five governors since January, 1987: Mario Cuomo, George E. Pataki, Eliot Spitzer, David Paterson and Andrew Cuomo. He recites the oath of office for the fist time when ex-convicted felon Mel Miller succeeds Stanley Fink as Assembly Speaker. It marks the beginning of the final years in office for Senate Majority Leader Warren M. Anderson. Anderson's time in office: 1953 to 1989. 

Flanagan represents Stony Brook, Centereach and Lake Grove.  It is extremely distressing because I am a graduate of SUNY-Stony Brook and Centereach High School. My hometown is Lake Grove.  This super-lifer is empowered to drive up the New York State Thruway because of family, friends, acquaintances and neighbors. I required sedation via elephant gun after learning such a fact. 

The reign of Louis XIV in France is for 72 years and 111 days from May 14, 1643 to September 1, 1715. It is detailed in Love and Louis XIV: The Women in the Life of the Sun King by Antonia Fraser.  He is the exemplar of the divine right of kings which is distinct from the divine right of assemblymen and senators. Our 200+ state legislators must study The Sun King as he bankrupted and impoverished France by concentrating the machinery of the state in his own person. 
 
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Freedom Lies In Being Bold -- Robert Frost
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Elevation: State Of The State Address By Gov. Andrew Cuomo

by Chris Chichester on 01/08/18

Thank you very, very much. Welcome to Albany. Happy New Year to all. It may be a great one for all of us. First, to the Reverend and the Rabbi, who I thought were just extraordinary in their blessings and in their invocation. Let's give them a round of applause as each clings to religion. 

My fellow New Yorkers have you ever lived in the suburbs? It's sterile. It's nothing. It's wasting your life, and people do not wish to waste their lives once they've seen New York. When you have to drive twenty miles to buy a Gingham dress or a Sears-Roebuck suit. The rural American thing. I'm telling you. It's a joke. 

Today I recognize my political base in New York City.  But all Hymie wants to talk about is Israel. Every time you go to Hymietown that's all they want to talk about.  It's also where the Polacks and fat Japs live.   And the largest growth of population is Indian-Americans moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking.  

Guess what this liberal would be all about? This liberal would be about -- UH --- UM -- would be about, basically, taking over, and the government running all of your companies. 

I like being able to fire people who provide services to me.  Such as Super Girl. When I was working out this morning there's an ad promoting Super Girl. She looked kind of -- Super Girl looked pretty hot.  And I've looked on a lot of women like Super Girl with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. 

This fellow Carl Heastie over here, Macaca, or whatever his name is, he's with my opponents.  Let's give a welcome to Macaca here.  I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American Speaker who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man. I emphasize that African-Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do. 

Why are black men, or black people, not good swimmers?  Because they don't have the buoyancy. 

However, I think we talk about race too much in Albany.  I think those problems are largely behind us.  I think we try to have good will. My old Mom told me, 'You can't go to Heaven if you hate anybody.' We practice that. There are white niggers.  I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. Ergo, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are . . . gifted? 

Heroin overdoses are surging and meth overdoses in Nev-ah-duh. Nev-AHH-duh. And you know what I said? I said when I came out here, I said, 'Nobody says it the other way. It has to be Nev-AHH-da.'  And if you don't say it correctly -- and it didn't happen to me. But it happened to a friend of mine. He was killed.  By my supporter and campaign finance chairman Michael Corleone. 

This is probably one of the worst times we've seen because the numbers elected to Congress. I went through this as co-chair of the Arts Caucus. In '94 people were elected simply to come here to kill the National Endowment for Arts. Now they're here to kill women. 

To understand the performance of my state constitutional responsibilities as governor follow me around. I don't care. I'm serious. If anybody in the LCA wants to put a tail on me, go ahead. They'll be very bored. What you fail to understand is my real passion is my hobby. I work with retards. 

So, not only are we going to New Hampshire, Lieutenant Governor Kathy Hocul. We're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Carolina and New Mexico.  And we're going to California and Texas. And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back The White House. Hee-YAH!

Kathy? Don't. Interrupt. Me. Honey. Do that to me again lieutenant governor and I'll throw you off this fucking balcony.  

If you were successful Members of the Assembly and Senate somebody along the way gave you some help. There was a great teacher somewhere in your life. Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you got a business -- you didn't build that. Somebody else made that strateegery happen. 

There's Adam Clymer -- major-league asshole from The New York Times.  He doesn't understand too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country.  See, you got to keep repeating things over and over for the truth to sink in. To kind of catapult the propaganda. 

You know, to be grossly generalistic you could put half of Trump's supporters into what I call 'the basket of deplorables.' Right? The racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic -- you name it. And unfortunately there are people like that. And he has lifted them up as he enjoys the smell of napalm in the morning. 

We're gonna put a lot of coal miners and a lot of coal companies out of business. It doesn't mean we're going to do it.    

I represented New York on 9-11 when we were attacked. Where were we attacked? We were attacked in downtown Manhattan where Wall Street is. I did spend a whole lot of time and effort helping them rebuild. That was good for New York. 

My fellow New Yorkers there is constant speculation about my plans to run for president. I am developing a public policy agenda for 2020. It's three federal agencies of government, when I get there, that are gone. Commerce, Education and the, um, what's the third one there? Let's see. Uh.  The New York State Department of Motor Vehicles. 

A presidential campaign is not just age. It's accomplishments.  It's experience. I have far more experience than many others. I have as much experience in the Congress as Jack Kennedy did when he sought the presidency after sleeping with Nazi spy Inga Arvad.  I will be prepared to deal with the people in the Bush administration during a nuclear war. If that nuisance should occur. 

I gave somebody a chance. A drug addict. An alcoholic, you know, Miss USA -- who, Tara. Tara O'Connor. A wonderful girl.  I gave her a second chance and Rosie O'Donnell went nuts. I never said Rosie was crude. It's not strong enough. I said she's a total degenerate.  Then she asked: Is it true you called her a fat pig? And I said: 'No, I just called her a pig.' Because the bitch set me up. 

Thank you for the applause. But this you can do. This we can all do. That's easy. Monkeys do that. What we need to do is write a bill.  We have to pass the bill to find out what's in it. Like a Kwanzaa Cake. 
                      
Now, they're saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday.  He's got lovely bones, incidentally, and smells like Dove Blue Fig And Orange Blossom Body Wash.  

Don't retreat. You reload with truth, which I know is an endangered species at 1400 Pennsylvania Avenue. Any way, truth.  The truth is the number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: J-O-B-S.

So why should you vote for me? Because I do not wear high heels. But we got an army of people -- and many women who left their kitchens to go out and go door-to-door and put yard signs up for me all the way back when things were different. Now each needs to get back to the kitchen. Like Sandra Lee.

What? She just said a terrible thing. You know what Senator Andrea Stewart-Cousins said? Shout it because I don't want to say it. OK, you're not allowed to say it.  And I never expect to hear that from you again.  She said: He's a pussy. That's terrible. You, Andrea, are Bella Abzug without the hat. 

My fellow New Yorkers my administration is prepared  to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet, which I invented.  And again the Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes.

Moreover, people that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history. Such as in Hawaii. Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is part of the United States that is an island that is right here.  In fact, Hawaii has not elected a Republican to the U.S. Senate since Hiram Fong in 1970.  The 1.4 million Americans in this state drink Man-o-Mangoberry Kool-Aid in caves.

I recognize the presence of the New York Army National Guard.  Thank you for your service.  When I came back from Vietnam I'd just had the greatest brainwashing that anybody can get on Washington Avenue.  This is a big fucking deal.  

There is no Soviet domination of Eastern Europe. And there never will be under a Cuomo administration. And, my fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes. 

If we added up the killed and wounded in Democrat wars in this century, it would be enough to fill the city of New York.  War is too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today war is too important to be left to the politicians.  I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all our precious bodily fluids. 

I ask Senator John Flanagan: Have you seen a commie drink a glass of water? You, Senator, are . . . . What was that sound?  . . . Who sneezed in the third row?  You can't handle the truth! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who sneezes and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it!

What is this Mickey Mouse shit here in the legislative chamber, Assemblyman Charles Barron? What in the name of Jesus H. Christ are you animals doing in my head? Why is Assemblyman Barron out of his bunk after lights out? Why is Assemblyman Barron holding that weapon? Why aren't you stomping Assemblyman Barron's guts out?

I am delighted and honored to announce my Executive Budget will include funding for space exploration to Mars. Mars is essentially in the same orbit as Hawaii. Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important.  We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water.  If there is water, that means there is oxygen.  If oxygen, that means we can breathe.  'Cause I Can Feel You Breathe / It's Washing Over Me / Suddenly I'm Melting Into You.

My fellow New Yorkers, only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good.  Every month we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs.  I completed these two sentences despite the fact I was told there would be no math.  

We know things are bad. Worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything is going crazy so we don't go out any more. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller. And all we say is: Please at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say any thing. Just leave us alone. Well, Governor Andrew Cuomo is not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad.  I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot.  

I don't want you to write your Congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write.  I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is first you've got to get mad. You've got to say: I'm a human being God damn it.  My life has value! 

So I want you to get up now.  I want all of you to get up out of your chairs.  I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it. And stick your head out and yell: 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this any more!' I want you to get up right now. Get up. Go to your windows. Open them. And stick your head out and yell: I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this any more!

Things have gotta change. But first. You've gotta get mad. You've gotta say: I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this any more. Than we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs open the window, stick your head out and yell: I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this any more!

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Freedom Lies In Being Bold -- Robert Frost
www.eff.org

Apocalypse Now At Wegmans Food Markets

by Chris Chichester on 12/30/17

MEMORANDUM

To: Colleen J. Wegman, Chief Executive Officer: Wegmans Food Markets

From: Chris Chichester

RE The Screaming Infants And Children In Your Business

Before I enter your store at 2157 Penfield Road I place Mack's Pillow Soft Silicon Putty Earplugs in each ear.  I bought this product in your store -- to protect myself from your customers.  If these industrial strength earplugs are not affixed to each ear the first destination after I exit your dystopia is the University of Rochester Urgent Care. 

Today I entered your store at 1:25 p.m.  I pressed the timer on my watch.  At 47 seconds I heard the first ear-splitting scream from an infant-poltergeist.  The mother-convicted felon of this infant-poltergeist is approximately twenty feet away.  Her infant-poltergeist is sitting in your specially-designed Wegmans shopping cart for children.  It is jet black with flames on the side to create the illusion that your store is the Daytona 500.  I recommend that you provide every mother-convicted felon pushing this contraption with a crash-tested Lowe's helmet endorsed by 2016 NASCAR Champion Jimmie Johnson. 

I stood in Aisle 14 conflicted about the choice between Dial Coconut Water Body Wash or SoftSoap Coconut Body Scrub. I luxuriate myself with these products in winter to project the feel of Pink Sands Beach, Harbour Island, Bahamas.  An infant-poltergeist in the next aisle unleashed a ferocious scream.  To my relief the large mirror affixed to the cosmetics counter did not shatter.  I am, however, surprised the Big Sexy Hair Blow Dry Volumizing Gel remained in its tubes.  

I immediately decided I must walk to an aisle with minimum likelihood that a mother-convicted felon is buying products for her infant-poltergeist: the candy aisle.  In 2017 buying a bag of Snickers for those not old enough to vote is a felony.  Unfortunately, there is no momentary relief. A child is running berserk past the Zagnuts. I was surprised he wasn't wearing a Hells Angles biker vest holstering a Glock 26/27 AKA Baby Glock.  

I walked to the frozen foods aisle.  It is the epicenter for the deafening pandemonium that defines your store.  Every customer standing in this aisle can acquire the same experience in Obstetrics & Gynecology at Strong Memorial Hospital. In fact, the screaming from an infant-poltergeist in this aisle is of such intensity and length I was surprised to discover the mother-convicted felon is not giving birth in your store. I was delighted to learn that you sell Babyganics Teething Gel Pads so a birthing mother-convicted felon can immediately purchase a product to treat her infant-poltergeist.  

I decided to buy Fortune at your magazine stand. It required I pass the day care service in front of your cash registers. It is where a mother-convicted felon can deposit her infant-poltergeist and shop unencumbered. The screaming is ear-shattering.  I wondered: Is an operative from the Central Intelligence Agency waterboarding Abu Zubayeh?  

I next proceeded to the ATM to check my cash balance.  To decide how much money I will spend in your Oceania.  I was delighted to learn that The Who was not in preparation for a concert.  On May 31, 1976 the quartet entered the Guinness Book of World Records with a performance in Charlton, England recorded at 120 decibels.  Perhaps Roger Daltry or Pete Townsend will agree to perform in your parking lot.  Since a favorite song is Love Reign O'er Me I know you can now identify with the infants that reign o'er me.

I decided to take refuge in your second floor dining area. I thought: Perhaps the elevation will provide momentary relief before I continue the shopping experience. Wrong.  Inside five minutes a mother-convicted felon sat across from me with her infant-poltergeist.  I was concerned about her parenting skills given the skull-and-bones tattoo on her bicep.  I wanted to know how many times a police officer read her Miranda rights. 

I take this opportunity to describe to you the gangs of teenage girls AKA Mean Girls that populate your store.  While I fail to understand 95% of the words used by these home-schooled juveniles I must report the lunatic fringe-level screaming that commences when these girls traipse through your enterprise.  I always look to see if SpongeBob SquarePants or Justin Bieber is in your store when these girls go berserk. 

Your Mean Girls belong at home with their zoologist parents.  Especially the Queen Bee Regina George. I know you will agree that Karen Smith is a particularly talented future Wegmans employee because her breasts can detect if its raining.  With the proper guidance and direction each mean girl can one day qualify to carry the lunchbox of the mathletes you employ. 

For the promotion of sanity and reason you require a new store policy:  An individual must be 18-years-old to enter. This is because a juvenile in all likelihood does not possess the money to spend in Wegmans.  The sole purpose for a presence in your Panem on Penfield Road is to act like an idiot. 

Last month a team of four Wegmans executives are on site. I was standing in the aforementioned aisle 14.  This is a fantastic opportunity for a customer to impart knowledge to your leadership. I began: Excuse me, my name is Chris Chichester. I've been a Wegmans customer for five years.  The shopping experience in your store now includes a guaranteed ear-shattering scream from an infant or teenager --- I stopped.  I stopped because an infant in the next aisle emancipated himself with a blood-draining scream.  Thankfully, both ears remained affixed to my head.  It is perfect timing, baby. 

I am here to provide you with a solution, C.J.W.  You must hire a security guard for the two entrances.   If a mother-convicted felon seeks to bring an infant-poltergeist into your store she is denied entrance.  How is an infant-poltergeist defined? A human being incapable of walking unassisted.  If a pack of three or more teenagers seeks to enter your store without adult accompaniment each is denied entrance.  A child not yet old enough to vote does not belong in your store auditioning for an Edvard Munch painting. 

I hope this MEMORANDUM provides you with the ability to improve the management of Wegmans.  I know you will institute a series of reforms for the benefit of loyal customers in Penfield, New York. Given the $7 billion in annual revenue generated by your corporation I am confident you can institute new policies to address the cacophonous actuality that inflames the ears of handsome, charming Chris Chichester.  

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Freedom Lies In Being Bold -- Robert Frost
www.eff.org

On The Abuse Of Police Power In Penfield, New York

by Chris Chichester on 12/20/17

The Honorable Eric T. Schneiderman
Rochester Regional Office
RE: Consumer Frauds and Complaints
144 Exchange Boulevard
Rochester, New York  14614

Mr. Attorney General,

My name is Chris Chichester. I live at 26 Sanders Farm Drive in Penfield, New York.  This communication details the appalling abuse of the Monroe County Sheriff's Office by Eliot Roth.  Mr. Roth is the president of Consumer Insights at: 2025 Penfield Road, Suite C, Penfield, New York 14526.

For five years I have walked my shih tzu along a tree-lined corridor next to my house.  For 3,000+ trips. This property travels approximately 50 yards. A parking lot separates my house from Consumer Insights.  

The daily reality for how my dog defecates and urinates on my land is a fact that must never command the fascination of Mr. Roth or his employees. This is a routine daily event.  I, however, now understand I am surrounded by individuals requiring immediate intervention from a professional armed with medication and Cognitive Behavioral Therapy Exposure. 

On Monday December 11 I walked my dog. Approximately thirty minutes later a Monroe County sheriff's deputy knocked on my door.  He asked me a series of questions about the care of my dog.  I was in a state of Nineteen Eighty-Four confusion and disbelief as the questions progressed.   I asked the sheriff's deputy the reason for this interrogation. He informed me of a complaint from the business next to my house: Consumer Insights.

That Monday night I knocked on the door for Consumer Insights.  One employee is working.  I told him I wanted to speak to the owner or chief executive of the business. I told this employee I was visited by a Monroe County Sheriff's deputy. I further told him I wanted the owner to clearly understand that I walk my dog on my property.  This employee did not identify himself.  It is Mr. Roth.  He cravenly refused to identify himself as the president of the business despite my clear and concise language.

Today I entered the business at Consumer Insights to clarify to the appropriate individual the fact that I walk my dog on my property.   As I stood near the entrance Mr. Roth was in a meeting with three or four employees.  He immediately approached me and his pathetic demeanor is hysterical. He ordered me to leave Consumer Insights. This is the moment  I discovered: He is the president of Consumer insights. Why did he fail to identify himself as such the previous night? Why did he decide to wallow in craven anonymity? Why did he deceive me?  It is a gratuitous confrontation.   I was in this business for approximately  one minute.

Thirty minutes later two Monroe County Sheriff's deputies are at my front door.  Again. Because Mr. Roth believes our sheriff's office is his personal security detail.  Mr. Roth believes the sheriff's office exists for his disgusting manipulation.  Mr. Roth believes his delusional self-aggrandizement  takes precedence over murderers, rapists and other violent degenerates in our Empire State.   Mr. Roth believes the proper method for resolving a dispute is not courteous communication or conversation.  It is to pick up the phone and deploy a sworn officer of the law to your home.  I am not in violation of a law. Or statute. Or ordinance. Or rule. Or proclamation. Ever. 

I
am now the focus of attention for law enforcement in living a normal life.  I have never been arrested, charged or convicted of a crime.  I believe in the law and the propagation of a civil society.  Yet today I confront a ludicrous reality where the likes of Eliot Roth refuses to participate in a civil society defined by decency, honesty and character.  He perfectly embodies the refusal of the contemptible  human being to comprehend what James Q. Wilson described as: "The universality of rules of etiquette probably reflects their value as a way of signaling the existence of self control."

Eliot Roth has no self-control.  He is a disgraceful embodiment of the collapse of civility in American life. No American requires "consumer insights" from this character.  His ludicrous e-mail:

"If
we or our security cameras catch you on our property at any time, we will have you arrested for trespassing.  Since you have already been warned the next visit will result in arrest."

I
adopted my dog from Lollypop Farm Humane Society in 2011.  After a thorough interview about my experience and employment history.  I wanted a dog nobody wanted.  On that day I did not know the Monroe County Sheriff's Office is empowered to descend on my house like I'm a criminal mastermind of Penfield by the lunatic fringe represented by Eliot Roth of Consumer Insights. Mr. Roth is a liar trafficking in the abuse of the police power.  He deserves the attention of your consumer frauds and complaints bureau.

I am reached at 585-678-9291.

Chris Chichester
Proprietor: Excelsior Page
Founder: Empire Page
Penfield, New York

Son Of Sam: Gov. Cuomo Enables The Happiness Of David Berkowitz

by Chris Chichester on 12/15/17

David Berkowitz killed six and wounded seven between July 29, 1976 and July 31, 1977 with a .44 Charter Arms Bulldog.  He is serving six consecutive 25-years-to-life sentences at Shawangunk Correctional Facility in Wallkill. He is a blood-drenched serial killer unrivaled in New York.  He is the pathetic concoction: Son of Sam.
 
His victims:

* On July 29, 1976 Donna Lauria and Jody Valenti sit in a car in Pelham Bay, Bronx. Lauria is killed.  Valenti survives.

* On October 23, 1976 Carl Denaro and Rosemary Keenan sit in a car in Flushing, Queens. Both survive.  Denaro enlisted in the Air Force.  Instead, a metal plate is placed in his head.

* On November 27, 1976 Donna DeMasi and Joanne Lomino sit on the porch at Lomino's home in Bellerose, Queens. DeMasi survives.  Lomino is a paraplegic.

* On June 25, 1977 Judy Placido and Salvatore Lupo sit in a car in Bayside, Queens.  Both survive.

* On January 30, 1977 Christine Freund and John Diel sit in a car in Forest Hills, Queens. Freund is killed. Diel is injured.

* On March 8, 1977 Columbia University Virginia Voskerichian is killed in Forest Hills, Queens.

* On April 17, 1977 Alexander Esau and Valentina Suriani sit in a car in Pelham Bay, Bronx. Both are killed.

* On July 31, 1977. Robert Violante and Stacey Moskowitz sit in a car in Bath Beach, Brooklyn. Moskowitz is killed.   Violante requires a glass eye.
 
Berkowitz cultivated his anonymous depravity.  He wrote letters to the police -- and to his favorite columnist: Jimmy Breslin of the Daily News. He signed one: "In their blood and From the Gutter." Breslin, ludicrously, responded: "The only way for the killer to leave this special torment is to give himself up to me, if he trusts me, to the police, and receive both help and safety."
 
Operation Omega is created to apprehend Berkowitz.  It is 200+ personnel from the New York City Police Department. For one New Yorker.  For one 24-year-old postal service employee bizarrely claiming the dog owned by his neighbor Sam Carr commanded him to kill.  For one New Yorker responsible for the transformation of New York City into five boroughs of paranoid confinement.

When Berkowitz is arrested on August 10, 1977 he confessed to planning a mass murder with a machine gun at Club Marakesh in Westhampton. He explained "to go down in a blaze of glory" and "kill many people." This massacre is prevented because Berkowitz parked in Gravesend, Brooklyn on July 31. His Ford Galaxie is ticketed. Investigators: Why is a Yonkers postal service employee parked 25 miles from his residence at 2:30 a.m. the night of a murder?
 
Detective Joseph Coffey interrogated Berkowitz: "It was like talking to a head of lettuce in the supermarket. He never blinked his eyes. He had a constant smile on his face, and he talked about killing people like we have a cocktail."

The convicted murderer in a maximum security prison forfeits First Amendment rights.  The freedom to communicate is eliminated.  He is not on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram or LinkedIn.  He is not connected to the Internet.  There is no access to an iPhone 8, Samsung Galaxy Tab, Bluetooth or Skype.  There is no subscription to HBO, Showtime, Netflix, Hulu, Amazon or The NFL Ticket.  There is no deliverance to YouTube narcissism.
 
Except if you are New York's most famous serial killer.  Son of Sam is online at www.AriseandShine.org:

"The Official Website of David Berkowitz"

He proclaims: "I was once a prisoner but now I'm free." His "testimony" is offered in eight languages. It features: "Advice to Parents and Teens," "A Letter To A Satanist," "School Projects," "Insights and Miscellaneous" and "Inspirational Testimonies."
 
The categories at the top of the site: WELCOME, MY APOLOGY, TESTIMONY, ARE YOU READY?, MY LIFE STORY, VIDEOS, MORE. It is "Proudly Powered By Weebly."
 
Berkowitz writes:

"Dear Friend,
 
"The purpose of this page is to help you understand that no matter who you are, what you have done or where you are today (see my testimony) the God of Heaven and Earth loves you dearly."
 
On his site a smiling Berkowitz holds a bible.  The language:

"IN 1976 DAVID BERKOWITZ BECAME KNOWN AS THE SON OF SAM. IN 1987 HIS LIFE FOREVER CHANGED AND NOW HIS FRIENDS KNOW HIM AS THE SON OF HOPE."

More:

"DAVID BERKOWITZ SHARES HIS LIFE STORY for the FIRST TIME in an INTERVIEW called 'David Berkowitz: In His Own Words.'"

The site features Berkowitz in nine absurd videos wearing his green prison jumpsuit:
 
* Forgiven For Life
* Son of Sam Meets Holy Spirit
* Suffolk Prayer Breakfast
* Boundless Mercy
* Son of Sam / Son of Hope
* Inside Edition
* Larry King Live
* Interview with Andy Anderson
* Interview for Yunlin Youth Home in Taiwan
 
The site's translations are in French, Chinese, Dutch, German, Italian, Portuguese, Russian and Spanish.  It includes this language: "David writes more about his regret in his journal entry for July, 2007. See 'David's Broken Life." The people of Paris can now understand Son of Sam.

More:

"David is currently hospitalized. Prayers are appreciated."

How did Berkowitz manipulate our Department of Correctional Services with an appalling online presence?  Is Commissioner Anthony J. Annucci in control of our prisons? Why is Berkowitz presented with the opportunity to explain and relive his despicable behavior? Is his debauched freedom with the knowledge of Governor Andrew Cuomo?

T
his disgusting promotion of Berkowitz is online despite the Son of Sam law. It is written to prevent the commercial exploitation of crimes. It is our state law to deter the infamous criminal from becoming the enriched criminal.  Son of Sam breaches the Son of Sam law. 
 
Berkowitz must exist in the solitary confinement SHU 23-hours-per-day. He deserves meals served at his cell.  He deserves no visitation rights.  He deserves no commissary. He deserves no access to education.  He deserves a total isolation. He deserves to suffer. Forever.

The Berkowitz profile "The Devil in David Berkowitz" by Steve Fishman in New York on September 18, 2006 quotes Berkowitz extensively:
 
"People were rooting for me."

"I'm Heaven-bound and shouting victory."

"I realized God had forgiven me."

"I know that God loves me. Really loves me."

"God is calling me to be a prophetic voice to this nation."

In his narcissistic, delusional universe the victims remain irrelevant.  The devastation for the surviving family members is indiscernible. He believes God loves him despite the permanence of death he exacted upon innocent human beings. It's ludicrous.
 
Governor Andrew Cuomo presides over a Department of Correctional Services that houses Son of Sam with an affection he can receive at the Hilton Albany. The most powerful individual in New York must remove the most famous mass murderer in New York from his online celebration. He must send a team of investigators to Shawangunk Correctional Facility to determine the facts and circumstances.  He must fire the superintendent. And in the aftermath of the 2015 escape from Clinton Correctional Facility by Richard Matt and David Sweat he must apologize to New Yorkers for enabling the happiness of David Berkowitz.

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Freedom Lies In Being Bold -- Robert Frost
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